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Keeping it in the Pizzabagger family

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November 22, 2010
By Joe Sonka

I think it’s both touching and adorable that racist conspiracy theory email forwarder Mica Sims is letting her dad blog for her (instead of just writing what David Adams tells her to).

What say you, Chris Rock?

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Doug Martin: lazy, pampered clown of the people

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November 1, 2010
By Joe Sonka

If you live in the 10th District of Lexington, you may have seen something eerily similar to this in your neighborhood over the last 7 months:

Yes, appointed councilman Doug Martin doesn’t “walk” his district to ask for votes. Oh no. He rides his scooter.

From house to house.

I’m sorry to wait so long to share this news with you, but I’ve really been hoping to get this on video, and thought that letting the cat out of the bag might ruin my chances of that. But yes, I’ve had more tips from people in the 10th telling me about a scooter clown going door-to-door asking for votes than anything else since April.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: why would Doug Martin take a scooter from door to door, house to house, instead of just walking his district? Wouldn’t that make voters think he was some lazy, pampered buffoon?

Well, the initial reason was at least somewhat reasonable. Dougie turned his ankle sometime in March/early April (apparently when walking to his first house), and used this as his excuse during the primary. Fair enough. Maybe.

But Doug Martin continues to canvass from house to house on his little scooter TO THIS DAY. He turned his ankle 7 months ago, and he still uses his ankle as an an excuse.

This wonderful news can only mean one thing: Doug Martin is truly the Clown of the People.

You never cease to entertain us….

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Stephen Colbert takes on the Curbstomper

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October 28, 2010
By Joe Sonka

Good stuff, but then again it’s pretty easy to mock the most pathetically awful political character of 2010 (if we don’t count Newt Gingrich):

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Rand Paul Supporter Stomps on Liberal Activist’s Head
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election March to Keep Fear Alive
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Jim Newberry releases the funniest political ad… ever.

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October 27, 2010
By Joe Sonka

Be sure to use the restroom before you watch this.

I’m just… speechless. This ad literally knocked the smartass right out of me. I… just…

Wow.

UPDATE: Mr. Meador tells me that Paula Dean should butt out of our city’s matters.

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Red State Update on Rand Paul

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October 20, 2010
By Joe Sonka

Holy smokes, these boys have done their homework:

(via Castle Gayskull)

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Aqua Buddha on Jimmy Kimmel

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October 20, 2010
By Joe Sonka

If you think it’s getting embarrassing for us now, wait until he’s our Senator until 2017… (h/t Gay Skeletor)

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The Epic Comeback of Daniel Solzman begins… NOW

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October 20, 2010
By Joe Sonka

When you think of Great Comebacks, you think of…

Elvis

Jordan

Jesus

Well… add one more to the list.

Ladies and Gentleman, after over a year’s absence from the YouTube Machine, I give you the epic return of Kentucky’s Greatest Comedian, the man who brought you Lazy Tuesday and Solzy Does the Cat’s Den


Solzy

If Rand Paul thought that the Aqua Buddha ad was bad news, wait until he gets a load of Solzy.

Game Changer.

(credit goes to my co-producer Jake for the wonderful editing, but the writing and directing is all Solzy. He claims the idea came to him in a dream, so I wouldn’t be surprised if their was a higher power involved in this… AB?)

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Video of Rand Paul’s temper tantrum at Louisville debate (UPDATE)

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October 18, 2010
By Joe Sonka

Man, Rand Paul has some serious anger issues to work out:

More footage in a bit, I’m sure….

UPDATE: Oh, here’s more footage. I find it odd that Rand Paul, in late 2010, is so visciously attacking Sarah Palin and Sean Hannity for attacking and questioning Barack Obama’s religion. Odd, right? Well, at least we now know that RAnd thinks Sarah Palin isn’t fit for public office now…

Much more footage of his multiple tantrums to come…

UPDATE #2:

Here’s Rand’s closing tantrum, where he says he will refuse to shake Jack Conway’s hand, and he vows to hold his breath until Conway apologizes and let’s him stay awake another hour to watch cartoons:

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The Mis-Informant

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October 14, 2010
By Joe Sonka

A historical recreation of 2009, starring Jack Black:

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The Todd Lally/Soylent Green Mashup you’ve been asking for

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October 13, 2010
By Joe Sonka

Here you go.

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