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Wind farms threaten Kentucky, earth

Much like King Coal and the Kentucky public servants that they buy, The Onion is never wrong: In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit Kids could drink that water and get wind in their…

Coal Cares! (UPDATE)

This is some brilliant stuff, right here. It looks like “Faces of Coal” now has a “partner in crime”: Yes, Mr. Peabody’s Coal Train is giving back to its community. Free inhalers for kids living next to their plants, isn’t…

Tuesday Afternoon Round-Up

As if it couldn’t get any worse: Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed for Earth (Would you like to know?) Commissioner of Awesome Elizabeth Warren for United States Senate! I’ll take that over Keith Olberman…

Ark Encounters!

Ken Ham doesn’t just market dinosaurs to children. Oh, no. By the looks of ArkEncounters.com, he might be doing some “adult marketing” with dinosaurs, too. My goodness. Those better not be two dudes. (h/t Gay Skeletor)

Larry David thanks you

Larry is glad that we’re borrowing money from China so he can keep more millions: THERE is a God! It passed! The Bush tax cuts have been extended two years for the upper bracketeers, of which I am a proud…