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Rand Paul opens up a can of worms with the Clenis

October 11, 2010

Something tells me that not only will this not work, it will backfire greatly:

Told of Clinton’s comments by reporters at a campaign stop in Shelbyville on Monday afternoon, Paul responded by saying Clinton was “less than honorable.”

“I’m not sure I would trust a guy who had had sexual relations with an intern,” Paul said of Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky. “I mean, do you think he’s an honorable person?

“They complain they want all these workplace rules. Do you think there ought to be a law against having, using the prerogatives of your position and your power, of your job, to have relations with an intern? I think that’s disgusting. It gets to the point where we discount what he says. He showed himself less than honorable in office.”

Mmm hmm. We’ll see how that plays. Because you know how focused Kentuckians are with the Clenis right now.

Also begs the question: would Rand Paul have voted to impeach President Clinton for consensual sex?

Thanks for opening that can of worms and motivating all of the conservative Clinton-loving Democrats to get out and vote, Randy!

Erotic baton pass

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May 10, 2010

By Joe Sonka

Republican family values, Bowling Green style.

Louisville is full of masturbators

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August 26, 2009

By Joe Sonka

Kim Geveden, here’s your new meme!

The 10 American Cities Most Likely To Search For Obscene Material

Louisville, KY

Rochester, NY

Philadelphia, PA

Newark, NJ

Los Angeles, CA

Irvine, CA

Pittsburgh, PA

Las Vegas, NV

Albany, NY

Orlando, FL

John Ensign: another family values hypocrite

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June 16, 2009

By Joe Sonka

Keep fighting for the “sanctity of marriage”, Johnny Boy…

Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) has acknowledged an extramarital affair with a campaign staffer in a statement released by his office. “I deeply regret and am very sorry for my actions,” said Ensign. He is expected to announce the affair at a press conference at 6:30 pm tonight. The affair, which was with a woman who worked for both Ensign’s re-election campaign and his Battle Born leadership political action committee, began in December 2007 and ended in August 2008. Ensign’s wife, Darlene, said that the couple’s “marriage has become stronger” and added: “I love my husband.”

Happy Sunday. Enjoy this:

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April 26, 2009

By Joe Sonka

Some kinky folks back in 1944, I tell ya…

"Off with those pants!"

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March 20, 2009

By Joe Sonka

Bill O’Reilly is one freaky deaky hunk of a sexual harassing man.

(do not drink any beverages when listening to these)

Norm Coleman’s teeth, in the flesh (UPDATE)

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July 26, 2008

By Joe Sonka

I was walking through our nation’s capitol on this beautiful Saturday afternoon, and ran into Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman, who is getting ready to lose to Al Franken this November.

He was in line behind me at the CVS, buying some CVS brand hair dye. Afterwords, we were standing next to the Senator waiting for the crosswalk, when my friends and I struck up a conversation with him.

I was struck immediately, in fact hypnotized, by his giant white teeth. I mean giant. He’s got some seriously bright white chompers. He looked exactly like Matt Dillon in There’s Something About Mary.

My troublemaker friend introduced himself and told him how he was good friends with the people who ran the Iraq Summer campaign in Minnesota last year (who absolutely hounded him). Norm’s smile suddenly vanished, and then he abruptly said his goodbyes and headed in the opposite direction of where he was going. Good Times.

But seriously, those chompers are amazing. In fact, check out his before and after pics from his plastic surgeon. Wowee!!!

UPDATE:

I went back to CVS to make sure exactly what the product was that Norm Coleman was buying, and it’s not actually hair dye. Better. Generic Rogaine. Here’s a pic:

100% sure of this, btw. Norm seems intent on being a pretty pretty man.
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