Here it is, now shut up

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April 27, 2011

However, this “certificate of live birth” is an obvious forgery, as “someone” told Donald Trump it doesn’t exist. And anyone can get a certificate of live birth. I can get you one by 3:00, with nail polish.

Eight Year Olds, Dude

December 10, 2009

The suggested age range for this toy is 8-12, but that seems a little inappropriate.

The Big Mongiardo

September 30, 2009

In light of Mongiardo’s Vapor-inducing outburst, I felt this was only appropriate:

Lebowski: You’re just looking for a handout like every other–are you employed, Mr. Lebowski?

DUDE: Employed?

LEBOWSKI: You don’t go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday.

DUDE: Is this a–what day is this?

LEBOWSKI: But I do work, so if you don’t mind–

DUDE: No, look. I do mind. The Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.


The Dude rises.

DUDE: Ah fuck it.

LEBOWSKI: Sure! Fuck it! That’s your answer! It’s tattooed on your forehead! Your answer to everything!

Fuck it, indeed, Dan… let’s go bowling.

The Big Dick

January 29, 2009

For all of you Lebowskiphiles out there….

Ed Whitfield is afraid of Vagina

August 29, 2008

Is it possible for a politician to be such a sleazebag that he attacks an opponent for daring to raise money for a battered women shelter?

Yes. Yes it is.

Exxon Eddie Whitfield’s surrogate has just posted a clip of his opponent in KY’s 1st congressional district race, Heather Ryan, performing a short piece from the Vagina Monologues earlier this year, which raised money for the Merriman House in Paducah for battered women. In it, he asks “Is this what we want to represent the first district of Kentucky?”

Uhhhh…. YES.

But I guess this shouldn’t be any surprise coming from the party of Mitch McConnell and John McCain, who both voted against the Violence Against Women Act in 1994.

So go ahead and smack ya ho, just don’t dare say a part of the female anatomy…. insane. We’re dealing with sick people here, and it’s up to us to kick Neanderthals like Ed Whitfield, John McCain and Mitch McConnell to the curb.

And there’s only one person I can think of to set Ed Whitfield straight on this: Maude Lebowski.


(Welcome Feministing readers! Learn all about kickass feminist Heather Ryan and her campaign here.)

John McCain is Walter Sobchack

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August 28, 2008

I was of course joking this morning when I compared Mitch McConnell to The Big Lebowski’s Walter Sobchack, the hot-headed, trigger happy, foul-mouth Vietnam vet. As I’ve said before, that honor should go entirely to John McCain.

And here’s some relevant Lebowski dialogue from a commenter at Yglesius, that MUST be stitched together on YouTube from somebody:

John McCain: I did not spend five years in the Hanoi Hilton…..
The American People: I don’t see any connection to Vietnam, John.
John McCain: Well, there isn’t a literal connection.
The American People: John, face it, there isn’t any connection….. Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

And, for your enjoyment, the POW Bros:

Dude for Obama

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August 17, 2008

A little birdie just told me that this week in Miami, there is a MoveOn Lebowski Party for Barack Obama.

“Far out man, far f’ing out…”

This is, of course, the greatest thing ever.




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