Yesterday was officially the slowest day of the past two years in Kentucky politics (with today runner up, perhaps), but Mitch McConnell was awfully busy in DC.
He started off Monday, pitching his plan for Paducah to get in the gloriously profitable with no downsides game of re-enriching uranium…
Then on Tuesday he:
- Broke away from every corn state Republican by voting to eliminate ethanol subsidies.
- Decried the American Justice system while defending detention camps. Here he is explaining how holding two wannabes in Kentucky will put us all in grave danger from the angry muslins (they have magic powers, you see). If we put them in Gitmo, no one will want to attack America and they won’t be allowed to watch Ellen. It’s a win-win for America, as you can see:
- Renewed his extortion threat against the people of America. In this op-ed he once again lays out his case that the GOP is willing to let America face economic apocalypse unless the Democrats do what they say and agree to things that are so awful that 2012 voters forget all about that nasty Paul Ryan bill to kill Medicare that the GOP voted for. The Senate Democrats once again said no thanks:
He’s certainly a busy man. After all of that activity Tuesday, he just ate some lettuce and chilled out in the shell today.




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