Glenn Beck gave his farewell to America yesterday. The world is now infinitely more susceptible to the Nazi communist socialist fascist caliphate of the white culture hating Obama’s Youth Army of brown shirts.
Shocking! They like him even more than HermanCainia, which I didn’t think was humanly possible:
Frank Luntz is never wrong, and his Fox News focus groups are always representative of Real America, so I think this means that we should go ahead and appoint him Emperor of the New American Revolution, with a Liberty Toilet in every bathroom.
As we mentioned two weeks ago, Mike Huckabee has just launched a new “educational” company that seeks to teach children through cartoons that Ronald Reagan single-handedly saved America from the blacks, the Disco, the terrorists, the Russians, and maybe in a future chapter the alien invasion. As you can see in the videos, they certainly meet their goal of being “historically accurate and unbiased education”.
And Bill O’Reilly certainly agrees that these wonderful videos will help protect the children of America from secular fascists who hate America:
As Huckabee explains, 91% of liberal parents said that they would show these videos to their children. I suppose it’s never too early to teach the kiddies how to spot propaganda.
I think Eric Boehlert says it best:
Note to RW: Beck stepping down and nobody had to unethically doctor an undercover video to make it happen
Hit it, Max!
Thank god he got actually funny people to write his script this time:
That delivery, though… no fixing that.
It would be a little more funny if Rand wasn’t dead silent when the Senate passed the Libyan resolution, but this is serious improvement on Rand’s part.
WorldNutDaily discovered this shocking video of the 4th Horseman of the apocalypse in Egypt (at 1:19):
A mysterious, pale green figure seen in televised news coverage of the Egyptian riots has prompted some viewers to ask, “Could this be the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse?”The footage, provided by Euronews and subsequently seen on MSNBC, CNN and uploaded over a dozen times to the popular video sharing site YouTube, captures the fiery, violent protests in Cairo this past week … and something else.
Between the crowds of protesters and barricades, the video shows a flowing, pale green image that resembles an erect rider atop a horse in Medieval-like barding. The ethereal figure remains for a few moments before floating over protesters’ heads and off the screen.
The last of the biblical Book of Revelation’s Four Horseman of the Apocalyse, the “pale rider” is said to be the bringer of death and the forerunner of “hell” on earth.
FoxNation agrees, this could be a sign of the apocalypse.
Where is Glenn Beck on this??? Fear!!!
Oh, and I think I’ve seen that Horseman before:
I bet you didn’t know that the New World Order, uber-left, Islamists, Obama administration and global elites are all in cahoots in plotting protests throughout the middle east which will spread to your hometown soon, did you? Take a bow, Roger Ailes!
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