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So long, Glenn

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July 1, 2011
By Joe Sonka

Glenn Beck gave his farewell to America yesterday. The world is now infinitely more susceptible to the Nazi communist socialist fascist caliphate of the white culture hating Obama’s Youth Army of brown shirts.

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Luntz focus group says Rand Paul is the most popular person in American history

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June 20, 2011
By Joe Sonka

Shocking! They like him even more than HermanCainia, which I didn’t think was humanly possible:

Frank Luntz is never wrong, and his Fox News focus groups are always representative of Real America, so I think this means that we should go ahead and appoint him Emperor of the New American Revolution, with a Liberty Toilet in every bathroom.

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Huckabee and O’Reilly defend the Greatest Educational Cartoons Ever

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May 23, 2011
By Joe Sonka

As we mentioned two weeks ago, Mike Huckabee has just launched a new “educational” company that seeks to teach children through cartoons that Ronald Reagan single-handedly saved America from the blacks, the Disco, the terrorists, the Russians, and maybe in a future chapter the alien invasion. As you can see in the videos, they certainly meet their goal of being “historically accurate and unbiased education”.

And Bill O’Reilly certainly agrees that these wonderful videos will help protect the children of America from secular fascists who hate America:

As Huckabee explains, 91% of liberal parents said that they would show these videos to their children. I suppose it’s never too early to teach the kiddies how to spot propaganda.

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Ron Paul debates "Obama" in the pinnacle of TV news

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May 2, 2011
By Joe Sonka

Edward R. Murrow is smiling down upon his intellectual successor, John Stossel. Here’s a recent debate on his program between Father Liberty and someone playing President Obama who may or may not be in blackface:

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No more Glenn Beck on Fox News

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April 6, 2011
By Joe Sonka

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

I think Eric Boehlert says it best:

Note to RW: Beck stepping down and nobody had to unethically doctor an undercover video to make it happen

Hit it, Max!

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Rand Paul makes a Newt funny

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March 31, 2011
By Joe Sonka

Thank god he got actually funny people to write his script this time:

That delivery, though… no fixing that.

It would be a little more funny if Rand wasn’t dead silent when the Senate passed the Libyan resolution, but this is serious improvement on Rand’s part.

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Wisconsin, fact and fiction

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February 19, 2011
By Joe Sonka

As Wisconsin Teabag Governor Scott Walker manufactures a phony budget crisis in order to bust unions, the predictable hackery and lies have emerged from the usual suspects in the media.

If you’re looking for a place to read up on how to rebut (refudiate) each of these lies about the workers demonstrating in Wisconsin, here you go.

And a tip of the hat to Republican ego. Who knows where they’d be without it. Word of advice: next time you decide to make a nationwide attack on unions, it’s probably not a great idea to start it in Wisconsin.

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The Green Horseman of the Caliphate!

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February 17, 2011
By Joe Sonka

WorldNutDaily discovered this shocking video of the 4th Horseman of the apocalypse in Egypt (at 1:19):


A mysterious, pale green figure seen in televised news coverage of the Egyptian riots has prompted some viewers to ask, “Could this be the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse?”

The footage, provided by Euronews and subsequently seen on MSNBC, CNN and uploaded over a dozen times to the popular video sharing site YouTube, captures the fiery, violent protests in Cairo this past week … and something else.

Between the crowds of protesters and barricades, the video shows a flowing, pale green image that resembles an erect rider atop a horse in Medieval-like barding. The ethereal figure remains for a few moments before floating over protesters’ heads and off the screen.

The last of the biblical Book of Revelation’s Four Horseman of the Apocalyse, the “pale rider” is said to be the bringer of death and the forerunner of “hell” on earth.

FoxNation agrees, this could be a sign of the apocalypse.

Where is Glenn Beck on this??? Fear!!!

Oh, and I think I’ve seen that Horseman before:

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Fox News’ contribution to the public discourse

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February 4, 2011
By Joe Sonka

I bet you didn’t know that the New World Order, uber-left, Islamists, Obama administration and global elites are all in cahoots in plotting protests throughout the middle east which will spread to your hometown soon, did you? Take a bow, Roger Ailes!

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Rand Paul, his budget, Fox News and blinking in code

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January 27, 2011
By Joe Sonka

Rand Paul was on Neil Cavuto yesterday to talk about his plan to stick it to socialist spending on eduction, research, infrastructure, food and drug testing, consumer safety, food stamps, housing, Big Bird and Terry Gross. Neil was nice enough to pat him on the head:

His plan was discussed this morning on Fox News, and while the casual viewer might not have noticed it, this astute Paulbot was able to notice how their fake Democrat was lying about Rand Paul. We’re not really sure what the details of his lie were, but he was able to decipher his lying socialist body language:

In other news, economist Isabel Sawhill of the Brookings Institute has this to say about Rand Paul’s budget plan:

“Oh my god. That’s just crazy… Really that is wacko.”

There’s no video of her making this statement, but I bet she was blinking.

Anyway, the wait continues for a single Republican to endorse Rand Paul’s plan. Grab a Snickers, as they say.

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