Steve Beshear’s showing up for the debate tonight so it won’t just be David Williams and Gatewood agreeing with each other that he sucks for not enough of the right reasons (and for some wrong ones) but instead will be a full blown three-way. Which was nice of Steve… to participate.
But what will you learn you don’t already know? Will it change votes? Steve’s got this locked up and you’ll have to “get off my back” for not being particularly interested. I’m going to a dinner party. The rest of you… have fun with your dressed-up kids or do something that matters.
Other things you could watch on television tonight:
Tonight’s Premieres:
Fuse: New Music Videos at 5p
Current TV: Vanguard at 9p
RLTV: Primary Issues at 9p
NBC: Rock Center with Brian Williams at 10p
TeleFutura: Noche de Perros (Guys Night Out) at 11pTonight’s Finales:
Oxygen: The Bad Girls Club at 9p
VH1: La La’s Full Court Life at 9p; The T.O. Show at 930p
So many choices.
As I’m headed out of town for a bit, I’ll be voting in the morning. My vote for Governor goes to the one man with uncompromising vision. I’ll be writing in Otis “the Bullman” Hensley.
Like many, many of you, I’ll be voting for a candidate for Governor who believes mountains should be blown up, the coal industry must be protected and Kentucky must be home to a new theme park.
Many, many of you will be voting for a guy who wants to promote Kentucky as home to the belief that a 600 year old man spent seven days collecting all the animals of the earth while simultaneously building a giant boat. In seven days. And that includes dinosaurs.
I, on the other hand, will vote for a man who wants to build the Dolphin Splash Park featuring dolphins and ATVs and putt-putt and other, well, more earthly delights.
Who’s crazy? You or me? Him or Steve?
You can vote for whomever you like. They make a fun wheel to write in names, so I’ll spin the heck out of that thing tomorrow morning. Enjoy pretending to enjoy a debate. Or, for that matter, the glow of victory.

SHE WON'T GO!



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