Mitt Romney is trying his darndest to get Michiganders to love him and not just see him as a blow-dried rich boy with very little actual hands-on experience with their state.
Witness this outstanding performance:
Sweet nothings!
The people of Michigan are a pretty smart group (which isn’t that surprising since Kentucky’s sent a lot of good folks up I-75 over the years), so hopefully we can trust the Pleasant Peninsula to look about them and find… anyone else. They should respect themselves and their state more than this.
Newt is working hard to create an environment in which a Romney Michigan loss means the end of Romney while simultaneously one in which if Romney can keep going, Newt will win his own home state of Georgia and then roll through the South before taking over the Union:
“We actually have a very good chance of doing well here and that gives us a springboard then to go across the whole country,” Gingrich told reporters Saturday at a press conference in Suwanee, Ga. “I think that’s part of what we are counting on.”
“I think a Georgia conservative has a certain advantage across Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, you know, Arkansas, Mississippi, Louisiana — just take the region,” he said.
Newt’s ability to name so many of the states in the American South is impressive, as is his desire to slog this one out until late May when the great Commonwealth of Kentucky finally makes its choice heard.
As goes Kentucky, so goes the nation.
There was a pleasant story in The Hill yesterday about how the GOP establishment is breathing a sigh of relief as Romney cruises to victory. This news is not likely to surprise anyone — it’s been obvious for months that the Republican Party was re-doing 2008, with Conservatives, Evangelicals, and the Ron Paul illuminati all breaking their own ways while clearing a path for a “moderate” Republican who is sure to disappoint rank-and-file and their crazy activist brethren.
So Mitt Romney’s looking good. Perhaps it’s in his jeans:
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One of Romney’s regular talking points on the trail is that “Washington is broken.”
Not surprising. Or particularly intelligent. He might as well be saying “Washington is built on a swamp.”
But if Washington is broken, why are so many in Washington supporting his candidacy?
In fact, if Washington is broken, and Romney’s candidacy is built upon broken Washington, what does that make Mitt?
As The Hill pointed out, Romney has 63 endorsements from Republican Congressmen and Senators. The rest of the GOP field combined has less than half that.
Mitch McConnell, in his leadership position, says he won’t endorse anyone. Rand obviously gave it up for his dad.
Hal Rogers is a Mitt Romney man. You can’t get much more “broken” than that.
Ed Whitfield is a Mitt Romney man, too, and Ed just announced he’d run for his 8th term… which means Ed Whitfield is one of the guys who broke Washington.
Guthrie hasn’t said yet, whilst Davis is “spending more time with his family.”
According to P2012.org, Romney’s got 4 Republican Governors and thirteen GOP Senators, with 48 GOP House members as of last month.
Maybe it’s not Washington that’s broken after all, but Mitt himself. Like a record. Here’s Mitt in January 2008:
Speaking at an “Ask Mitt Anything” town hall meeting here, Romney continued to hammer home the theme of “Washington is broken and that change can only come from an outsider, not an insider like McCain or Clinton.
“Washington is fundamentally broken and incapable of dealing with the challenges we have.”
On the one hand, you could claim Mitt is cool to stick with the same message as four years ago because he lost that one miserably and that’s why Washington is still broken.
But that would ignore the fact neither his prognosis nor his prescription were correct then, so why expect them to be now?
Furthermore, what has Mitt Romney been doing for the past four years? If Washington is still broken, and he’s known about it this long, shouldn’t he have a clearer idea about how to, you know, put it back together?
Instead it’s just more of the same. The same dumb, simple talking point.
Or has he been too busy putting together a Who’s Who of broke-ass Washington Insiders from the upper echelons of the broken Republican Party?
More important: Will the activists, Conservatives, Evangelicals, and so forth ever fall for this? Something so stupid?
Bonus read: Scroll down on this Mitt-page to read about how Mitt Romney was actually the founding member of the modern day Tea Party.
On the off chance you live under a rock…
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