Mitt Romney is trying his darndest to get Michiganders to love him and not just see him as a blow-dried rich boy with very little actual hands-on experience with their state.
Witness this outstanding performance:
Sweet nothings!
The people of Michigan are a pretty smart group (which isn’t that surprising since Kentucky’s sent a lot of good folks up I-75 over the years), so hopefully we can trust the Pleasant Peninsula to look about them and find… anyone else. They should respect themselves and their state more than this.
Newt is working hard to create an environment in which a Romney Michigan loss means the end of Romney while simultaneously one in which if Romney can keep going, Newt will win his own home state of Georgia and then roll through the South before taking over the Union:
“We actually have a very good chance of doing well here and that gives us a springboard then to go across the whole country,” Gingrich told reporters Saturday at a press conference in Suwanee, Ga. “I think that’s part of what we are counting on.”
“I think a Georgia conservative has a certain advantage across Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, you know, Arkansas, Mississippi, Louisiana — just take the region,” he said.
Newt’s ability to name so many of the states in the American South is impressive, as is his desire to slog this one out until late May when the great Commonwealth of Kentucky finally makes its choice heard.
As goes Kentucky, so goes the nation.
The deadline to file for office is Tuesday, January 31st — one week from tomorrow!
Here’s an update on folks who’ve filed to run for local office:
LFUCG #1
Chris Ford, incumbent, is the only candidate on file.
LFUCG #2
Lisa Sanden is the only candidate to have filed so far. This seat is currently held by Tom Blues, who is not seeking reelection, and there is at least one other announced candidate, Shevawn Akers, and another rumored one, Doug Barnett. Top two vote getters advance to general election in November.
LFUCG #3
This is Diane Lawless‘s seat. Diane has not yet filed but Stephanie Spires, of North Ashland Ave., has and she’s got her website up.
LFUCG #4
Julian Beard is running for reelection, and a Sam Cox of King Arthur Drive is running against him. Cox describes his campaign as “one young man with a vision for a brighter Lexington. Let’s shake things up in Lexington and get some new blood in!”
LFUCG #5
Bill Farmer of Farmer’s Jewelry is currently unopposed in his bid for reelection.
LFUCG #6
Kevin Stinnett is currently unopposed in his bid for reelection.
LFUCG #7
No candidates on file. (K.C. Crobie currently holds the seat)
LFUCG #8
No candidates on file. (George Myers currently holds the sear)
LFUCG #9
This is Jay McChord‘s district but as of Monday morning, he had not filed for reelection. Connie Kell of Weber Way, however, has filed to run.
LFUCG #10
This is home to the Southside Screamer, Mr. Doug Martin. Word on the street is Doug’s no going to run. And there’s no one currently signed up to fill his seat. So… you’ve got a week and a day.
LFUCG #11
Peggy Henson‘s seat, but she hasn’t filed and neither has anyone else.
LFUCG #12
Ed Lane‘s seat, but he hasn’t filed and neither has anyone else.
STATE SENATE #7
Julian Carroll (D), the incumbent, is the only candidate on file. (PS, he voted against disenfranchising Lexington.)
STATE SENATE #13
Kathy Stein (D) filed to run for reelection on January 4th, 2012.
STATE REP #39
Bob Damron (D), who voted in favor of disenfranchising Fayette County, is running again. He has no opponent in either the Primary or in the Republican Party.
STATE REP #45
Stan Lee’s moustache (R-Mmmmm) has filed for reelection. He has no opponents.

STATE REP #56
The only candidate on file is Carl Rollins (D), the incumbent. He looks cuddly.
STATE REP #62
Ryan Quarles (R) is the incumbent, but there are no candidates currently on file.
STATE REP #72
Dwaine Curran (D) of Carlisle has filed for this seat, currently occupied by Sannie Overly (D). Overly voted in favor of disenfranchising Lexington/Fayette County last week. Curran is a former Marine who lost his 2010 primary challenge of Overly.
STATE REP #73
Incumbent Donna Mayfield (R) of Winchester has no challengers at the moment.
STATE REP #75
Rep. Kelly Flood (D) is the incumbent and she currently has no primary or general opponents. Flood’s floor speech in support of Kathy Stein is worth watching if you haven’t yet.
STATE REP #76
Ruth Ann Palumbo (D), the incumbent, is the only candidate filed. She voted to remove Kathy Stein from office and also recently bizarrely blamed the Obama administration for her dilapidated house. Maybe you want to run for this seat?
STATE REP #77
Jesse Crenshaw (D) is on file and unopposed. He voted in favor of disenfranchising Lexington voters last week.
STATE REP #79
Susan Westrom (D), incumbent, is the only candidate on file. According to the official record, she did not cast a vote on the redistricting plan last week and according to an email from Ms. Westrom, that non-vote was in opposition to the Senate’s plan.
STATE REP #88
Bill Farmer (R), the incumbent, stands unopposed.
COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY:
Ray Larson (D), the incumbent, currently has no opposition in either the Dem primary or from the Republican Party.
CIRCUIT COURT CLERK
Vincent Riggs (D) is the only candidate currently on file. You can follow his progress via facebook, where you’ll find this:

1st DISTRICT
Edward Whitfield (R) is filed for re-election. Currently has no opponents.
2nd DISTRICT
Brett Guthrie (R), incumbent, is filed and so is David Lynn Williams (D). His 2007 race against Richie Farmer brought less-than-rave reviews from Dems.
3rd DISTRICT
John Yarmuth (D) is on file and no one has yet tried to challenge His Awesomeness.
4th DISTRICT
According to the SoS, Gary Moore is the only one filed to take Geofferson Davis’ seat, but there’s a bunch of folks coming there.
6th DISTRICT
We’ve got 8 days to convince Kathy Stein to challenge Ben Chandler. Or for someone else to step forward. Who will it be now? The only candiddate on file in this race is Randolph Vance, write-in candidate. Neither Andy Barr nor Chandler appears to have filed their papers. If Scott Jennings wants to get Karl Rove on the phone, $1 Million from the Crossroads SuperPac would almost assuredly bring Ben a challenger. $1 Million, Karl. Bring it. You’re gonna have to spend way more than that in the general so why not buy the primary.
Mitt Romney is the only candidate on file ahead of Kentucky’s May primary that is likely to be the absolute deciding state in the Republican race to take on Barry Hussein. Newt, Rick and Ron have 8 days.
If you want to run for an office, the SoS is a good place to start for qualification information and procedures. For more local offices, check with the County Clerk’s office.
As Kentuckians For the Commonwealth says, if you’ve ever considered running for office, there’s no time like the present.
There was a pleasant story in The Hill yesterday about how the GOP establishment is breathing a sigh of relief as Romney cruises to victory. This news is not likely to surprise anyone — it’s been obvious for months that the Republican Party was re-doing 2008, with Conservatives, Evangelicals, and the Ron Paul illuminati all breaking their own ways while clearing a path for a “moderate” Republican who is sure to disappoint rank-and-file and their crazy activist brethren.
So Mitt Romney’s looking good. Perhaps it’s in his jeans:
[If you've got a Mitt in Mom Jeans fetish, more pix and "tales" here, here, here]
One of Romney’s regular talking points on the trail is that “Washington is broken.”
Not surprising. Or particularly intelligent. He might as well be saying “Washington is built on a swamp.”
But if Washington is broken, why are so many in Washington supporting his candidacy?
In fact, if Washington is broken, and Romney’s candidacy is built upon broken Washington, what does that make Mitt?
As The Hill pointed out, Romney has 63 endorsements from Republican Congressmen and Senators. The rest of the GOP field combined has less than half that.
Mitch McConnell, in his leadership position, says he won’t endorse anyone. Rand obviously gave it up for his dad.
Hal Rogers is a Mitt Romney man. You can’t get much more “broken” than that.
Ed Whitfield is a Mitt Romney man, too, and Ed just announced he’d run for his 8th term… which means Ed Whitfield is one of the guys who broke Washington.
Guthrie hasn’t said yet, whilst Davis is “spending more time with his family.”
According to P2012.org, Romney’s got 4 Republican Governors and thirteen GOP Senators, with 48 GOP House members as of last month.
Maybe it’s not Washington that’s broken after all, but Mitt himself. Like a record. Here’s Mitt in January 2008:
Speaking at an “Ask Mitt Anything” town hall meeting here, Romney continued to hammer home the theme of “Washington is broken and that change can only come from an outsider, not an insider like McCain or Clinton.
“Washington is fundamentally broken and incapable of dealing with the challenges we have.”
On the one hand, you could claim Mitt is cool to stick with the same message as four years ago because he lost that one miserably and that’s why Washington is still broken.
But that would ignore the fact neither his prognosis nor his prescription were correct then, so why expect them to be now?
Furthermore, what has Mitt Romney been doing for the past four years? If Washington is still broken, and he’s known about it this long, shouldn’t he have a clearer idea about how to, you know, put it back together?
Instead it’s just more of the same. The same dumb, simple talking point.
Or has he been too busy putting together a Who’s Who of broke-ass Washington Insiders from the upper echelons of the broken Republican Party?
More important: Will the activists, Conservatives, Evangelicals, and so forth ever fall for this? Something so stupid?
Bonus read: Scroll down on this Mitt-page to read about how Mitt Romney was actually the founding member of the modern day Tea Party.