Rand Paul

Rand Paul coming to UK March 2nd, wants you to do synthetic drugs so the terrorists won’t win

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February 20, 2012
By David M. F. Schankula

Via FatLip:

Sen. Rand Paul recently made news for putting a legislative hold on a bipartisan bill to ban a chemical used in synthetic drugs. He initially said the hold was due to his belief that this matter should be settled at the local and state level. Considering Rand Paul feels this way on 99 percent of all issues (except the constitutional amendment for the federal government to regulate the uterus and doctor visits of women, of course), this isn’t really surprising.

Paul also claimed a reason behind his hold is that banning the chemical would prevent it from being used in research. Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley says this claim is false.

So Paul has one philosophical reason for opposition, and one other reason where the factual basis is contested but would have some merit if it was true.

Of course, what’s missing from Paul’s argument is some completely insane, conspiratorial reason for blocking this legislation.

And do you know what? Rand Paul now has that argument… go to the FatLip to find out!

All this on the very same day we get this exciting photograph from our friends in the communist ivy tower of our increasingly privatized statist university:

University of Kentucky is proud to announce:

Sen. Rand Paul will deliver a public talk March 2 at the University of Kentucky, titled “A Year in the Senate: Discussion and Reflections.”

Paul’s talk will take place at 4 p.m. Friday, March 2, in Room 106 of the White Hall Classroom Building on UK’s central campus.

Paul, a Bowling Green ophthalmologist and son of U.S. Rep. Ron Paul, of Texas, was elected to the U.S. Senate as a Republican in 2010, succeeding Sen. Jim Bunning. He has Senate committee assignments in energy and natural resources; health, education, labor and pensions; homeland security and governmental affairs; and small business and entrepreneurship.

The event is part of the Leaders in Public Policy Series, sponsored by the Martin School of Public Policy and Administration. Paul’s talk is co-sponsored by the Gatton College of Business and Economics’ BB&T Program.

It’s safe to say a those wacky college kids will do a bunch of synthetic drugs while it’s still kind of legal and head out to see the jelly-haired oracle of freedom.

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Rand Paul Detained in Secret FEMA Camp, Replaced by Insane Impostor “Rand Paul”

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January 23, 2012
By David M. F. Schankula

Did you know that the TSA screener at the airport is actually part of a government wide conspiracy who will scan you, steal your DNA and inter you in a secret FEMA camp?

It’s all true.

Joe Sonka has the shocking details of Sen. Rand Paul’s terrifying encounter with the dark underbelly of Barry Hussein’s America, and here’s Rand’s story of detainment which now sounds more like whining:

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Government totalitarians detain Rand Paul *UPDATE*

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January 23, 2012
By David M. F. Schankula

WSMV in Nashville reporting Rand Paul is being detained at the airport:

An aide tells NBC News that Sen. Paul told the screeners he doesn’t have any metal. Apparently it was his right leg that was setting off the scanner. He raised his pant leg and showed them his leg, according to the aide. Paul said it was “clearly a glitch.”

The aide said TSA refused to let him re-scan and demanded that he submit to a full body pat down. Sen. Paul refused and is currently at the airport unable to take his flight to D.C.

This will obviously catapult his father into the lead in Florida.

UPDATE:
My flying buddy tells the AP it wasn’t so much that the government jackboots whisked him away into an indefinite detention but rather that he was “stopped briefly.”

Obviously we don’t want our dear Senator disappeared, however had Rand Paul been the first average citizen thrown in a cell with no trial or charges, that would have a been a pretty good argument against… wait a second, maybe they were just doing Rand Paul’s own bidding.

UPDATE #2:

Joe Sonka’s got more, including TSA’s denial.

Baloney! Liberty Christ went to jail for our sins and to protect the Liberty Junk of every white non-muslim-looking American from sea to shining sea!

Alex Jones is currently on the case, and will expose these viscous lies that the liberal mainstream media is sure to sweep under the rug.

Also: Rand was off to an celebrate the forcible government patdown of uterii… read on.

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Rand Paul, Vice President of his own mind

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January 12, 2012
By David M. F. Schankula

Rand Paul in Louisville this morning insisted he’s not thinking about accepting the Vice President position for any Presidential candidate.

While noting that no one has asked him to consider such a position, Rand Paul was adamant that he is not contemplating the offer no one has made.

“I haven’t really considered it yet,” Rand Paul said. “I’m focused on trying to help my dad.”

Rand Paul went on to explain his deluded understanding of the Republican Primary as it now stands after Ron Paul’s 3rd Place in Iowa, distant 2nd Place in New Hampshire and countless polls showing Ron running way behind in 4th in South Carolina:

The senator said that his father and Romney are the top two remaining candidates for the GOP nomination, and that either could defeat President Barack Obama in the fall.

“We think it’s essentially a two-man race,” Paul said.

I’ll have some of what he’s having.

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Congressional Candidate Historically Illiterate?

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January 12, 2012
By David M. F. Schankula

The race to replace Geofferson Davis in Kentucky’s 4th District is getting crowdedish, now with the addition of Rand Paul acolyte Thomas Massie.

Sonka says Massie immediately lurches into frontrunner position:

Rand Paul must have some unspoken pact with Mitch McConnell and David Williams that prohibits him from going after those two, but I doubt he’d have any qualms about going after Gary Moore and Alecia Webb-Edgington, Massie’s “establishment” opponents who Paul owes nothing to.

Massie told the AP:

“People may say that I’m not experienced in government,” Massie said, “but I would ask them ‘how experienced were our founding fathers in government?’ They were farmers. They were inventors. They were involved in commerce, and they came together and they drafted the best document in the history of civilization, and none of them were career politicians. And what we have now is career politicians who don’t respect that document, which is chock-full of common sense.”

Which sounds awesome!

Except that Thomas Jeffeson was a lawyer defending Virginia’s top families and writing resolutions against tyrannical British laws. Hamilton was a highly educated campus rabble rouser, the kind of intellectual hippy Tea Partiers hate. Madison studied rhetoric, philosophy, Hebrew, politics at Princeton and had a deep understanding of the law, and John Jay was already a practicing lawyer before the revolution and, early on, didn’t even want to break with the Crown.

So… yeah. Thomas Massie, ladies and gentlemen.

 

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Mitch & Rand v. Obama at Supreme Court

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January 10, 2012
By David M. F. Schankula

Obamacare is headed to the Supreme Court based on the clear precedent that Medicare and Social Security are also unconstitutional and while the White House’s legal defense argues it’s the of result of “nearly (a) century-long national effort to expand access to health care by making affordable health insurance more widely available” and is built in part upon the Romneycare example, 35 Senate Republicans have filed an amicus brief in opposition to providing preventative care and requiring breast and prostate exams and in outlawing ‘preexisting conditions and so forth — signed by both Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul.

U.S. Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell and 35 of his colleagues filed an amicus brief with the United States Supreme Court Friday on behalf of the bipartisan, multi-state challenge to the Democrats’ health spending law.

“Americans have been telling Washington for years now that they oppose a 2,700 page health spending bill that dramatically increases costs and expands the reach of the federal government into their health care decisions,” Sen. McConnell said. “In addition to determining the constitutionality of the mandate, that individuals purchase health insurance, the Supreme Court also will consider whether the mandate is severable from other provisions of the PPACA; in other words, whether the other provisions of the law are legally viable in the event the Court finds the mandate unconstitutional. We believe the mandate is not severable from the PPACA because the law will not function as its Congressional proponents intended or achieve their objectives without the presence of the mandate.”

Since its enactment, Senate Republicans have twice submitted an amicus brief in the lower courts in support of the states and private parties that are challenging the PPACA in federal court. This would be the first of two amicus briefs filed by Senate Republicans in the Supreme Court case.

 

 

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Still burned by Rand, Mitch chickens out…

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January 5, 2012
By David M. F. Schankula

The Hill:

McConnell is staying “10,000 miles away from any sort of primary” —  in the words of one ally — after he backed former Kentucky secretary of State Trey Grayson’s unsuccessful campaign against Rand Paul, who went on to become Kentucky’s junior senator.

“That’s a mistake you only make once,” an ally said of McConnell decision to support Grayson over Paul, a Tea Party favorite.Specifically, McConnell is not about to wade in the primary to replace retiring Rep. Geoff Davis (R-Ky.), which could draw a bid from a senior Paul staffer.

They go on to run through the various candidates and potential candidates for KY-4.

It’s hard to believe Mitch will actually stay out of it because it’s hard to believe Mitch. In fact, anyone in the Tea Party who thinks they’ve taught Mitch a lesson is dumber than one might generally assume.

Still, it’s sad that Mitch, one of the most powerful figures in national politics, is actually somewhat impotent in the state party he should fully control.

As we just witnessed in the 2011 thumping of the Republicans statewide, Mitch was sidelined and after the fact tried desperately to insert himself into the conversation as the saving grace and guiding force of the singular victorious GOP-er.

It would be nice if Mitch stayed 10,000 miles away. But Mitch is a liar so, 4th District Republicans, sharpen your knives and don’t take his crap.

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Rand Paul v. Marco Rubio & Rand Paul v. Newt Gingrich!

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December 9, 2011
By David M. F. Schankula

Pat Buchanan’s got a column up in which he revisits the 2008 war between Georgia and Russia around Ossetia. It’s a complicated history which, as Buchanan notes, saw McCain rallying to the side of the Georgians (who’s wacky president shared a adviser with McCain) and G.W.Bush softly chiding Putin for the strength of Russia’s response. Yadda yadda yadda… here’s Pat:

What makes this history relevant today?

Last week, Sen. Marco Rubio, rising star of the Republican right, on everyone’s short list for VP, called for a unanimous vote, without debate, on a resolution directing President Obama to accept Georgia’s plan for membership in NATO at the upcoming NATO summit in Chicago.

Rubio was pushing to have the U.S. Senate pressure Obama into fast-tracking Georgia into NATO, making Tbilisi an ally the United States would be obligated by treaty to go to war to defend.

Now it is impossible to believe a senator, not a year in office, dreamed this up himself.

Patrick goes on to suggest that it’s the same forces behind the McCain-travesty, business interests who’ve long sought legitimacy for a crazed leader. But poor Marco Rubio, Patrick is happy to write, met with some resistance:

The answer is unknown. What is known is the name of the senator who blocked it — Rand Paul, son of Ron Paul, who alone stepped in and objected, defeating Rubio’s effort to get a unanimous vote.

 

Meanwhile… in Iowa, Rand Paul has a column of his own, smashing Newt Gingrich in the Des Moines Register:

Rand Paul: Republicans would take a giant step backward by choosing Gingrich

….But what worries me is that the voters are being sold a bill of goods in Gingrich.

Gingrich began his career as a Rockefeller Republican from the liberal wing of the party. And though he has often spoken and occasionally acted like he left that wing, it is clear from his flip-flops and multiple “apologies” that his heart is still there.

His record features “highlights” such as global warming commercials with Nancy Pelosi, support for cap-and-trade, funding Planned Parenthood, and, recently, announcing that life does not begin at conception.

Not only that, but Gingrich took money as a Freddie Mac lobbyist — one of the well-known government-backed agencies that served as a root cause of the financial meltdown of 2008.

While one candidate in the race, my father, Rep. Ron Paul, was publicly warning about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and the crisis they were helping to create, Gingrich was earning millions to not only endorse but also promote the status quo.

….While in Washington, Gingrich also refused to stand up on right-to-work laws and Second Amendment battles. He supported the Brady Bill and the Lautenberg rifle ban. He voted to create the U.S. Department of Education.

That’s right, folks. The Department of Education. Despicable.

Rand wraps up:

This list could go on. So I will conclude by saying two things: Gingrich is not from the tea party. He is not even a conservative.

He is part of the Washington establishment I was sent to fight. He has been wrong on many of the major issues of the day, and he has taken money from those who helped cause the housing crisis and create millions of foreclosures.

As the Associated Press reports, this Paul/Gingrich tug-of-war is great news for… Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney may have some help in Iowa: Ron Paul.

Any rival who drains votes away from the rising Newt Gingrich — as Paul’s allies believe he does — could help keep Romney’s chief opponent at bay here. But Paul’s traditional, all-out campaign in Iowa has pushed the libertarian congressman into second in a key Iowa poll — and the reality is that even if he wins the caucuses, many Republicans say, he likely can’t win the Republican presidential nomination.

That means, Romney allies privately say, that Paul’s success may be Romney’s gain.

Maybe Rand’s block of Rubio and Gingrich is part of an orchestrated move to place himself in the running for Romney’s running mate. Or maybe not. Maybe Ron Paul will win Iowa and then sweep through to the nomination.

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Rand Paul wants to raise your taxes

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December 8, 2011
By David M. F. Schankula

If you missed this yesterday then you aren’t reading Mr. Sonka’s good works at LEO’s Fat Lip:

If you don’t have time (or the stomach) for the jellied hair oracle, here’s the basics:

Leaving aside the ridiculousness of the “Social Security is bankrupt!” suggestion (or that the Democratic plan would defund it), what Paul is saying is that the middle class’ taxes should go up by $1,500 next year, so that a government program that he despises, wants to privatize, and calls a Ponzi scheme doesn’t go bankrupt. Even though it isn’t even remotely close to going bankrupt.

Go see Joseph for the rest.

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The Trillion Dollar Repatriation Lie

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November 16, 2011
By David M. F. Schankula

There are a lot of trillions of dollars lying around, and one particular lie comes in the form of the “Repatriation” “tax holiday” that would allow America’s wealthiest corporations to bring some money back to the United States of America whithout paying taxes and this giveaway is supposedly one of the GOP’s “Jobs Plans.”

Like all the Republican Jobs Plans, this one doesn’t create jobs.

There are a couple “repatriation” plans out there, one coming from Tea Partier Mike Lee and that one is co-sponsored by Kentucky’s gift to America, Mr. Rand Paul (see here and here). When those two team up, it’s pretty obvious what’s going to happen and even the conservative Heritage Institute could tell you about it:

This sequel to a similar 2004 holiday would, like its predecessor, have a minuscule effect on domestic investment and thus have a minuscule effect on the U.S. economy and job creation.

It’s important to point out that Rand Paul and Mike Lee aren’t the only ones trying to give billion dollar corporations a trillion dollar gift at a time when they least need it. The other proposal introduced by Sen. John McCain has gained the vocal support of the Blue Dog Democrat House coalition and while Ben Chandler hasn’t made his position clear, his buddies are all lined up.

[Read more here and here]

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