Alex Jones

Not exactly a shocker, but many of the hordes of Paulbots and WMLP’s populating the Internet Treehouse of Liberty are angry at Rand Paul for saying the following on Truther Judge Napolitano’s show Monday:

“The death of bin Laden, I think, is being celebrated, and really rightfully so.”

Finally something that Rand Paul and I agree on. I’m quite happy that he’s no longer lounging peaceably in his compound, even if I’m not partaking in a blood lust rally. To each his/her own.

While a good portion of Paulbots agree with Paul (and pretty much anything that comes out of his mouth, even if it invokes Rand’s Law), a decent split vehemently disagree. I’ll spare you the screenshots and quotes, but those angry at Paul are basically split into two camps:

#1: 9/11 was an inside job and Osama bin Laden is nothing but a Lee Harvey Oswald-esque patsy, therefore there’s nothing to celebrate.

#2: The mission that killed Osama was an unconstitutional act by an imperialist death squad, which we should be outraged by.

I will at least give the Paulbots credit for (largely) discounting the complete crackpot theories of Rand Paul’s good friend Alex Jones, who says that the US government has been keeping Osama’s corpse in a refrigerator for 9 years, along with Obama’s photoshopped birth certificate.

But what fascinating people. And yes, fascinating that I agree with Rand Paul about something, even though this is setting the bar pretty damned low.

No surprise that Alex Jones is on the Batshit Beat:

Red Alert: Government Had Osama bin Laden Frozen for Years

“I have it from high level [sources] from inside the Bush administration…that bin Laden died of natural causes and that his family has given the body to the CIA, that they’re gonna roll him out right before the election, that he’s on ice right now. They will claim they killed him right before the election,” Alex said at the time.

“Jones gave a caution that the intelligence could be disinformation but claimed that his base in Austin was extremely close to the Bush administration and similar information received in the past had been credible,” Paul Joseph Watson wrote in August of 2002.

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Obama’s announcement follows the release of a highly suspicious birth certificate last week. Both events represent psychological operations that possibly portend more significant events in the days ahead as the U.S. dollar continues to lose its reserve status, the economy fails to recover as promised, and wars expand in Libya, Pakistan, and Afghanistan.

Obama’s propaganda stunt arrives as the Democrats kick off their leader’s presidential reelection bid against a number of Republicans contenders who have been highly critical of not only his perceived handling of the economy, but also his management of the manufactured war on terror.

And more:

Staged Osama Assassination: Get Ready for More War

The supposed hit on Osama – without shred of evidence short of an image badly mangled in Photoshop that was debunked in short order like Obama’s birth certificate – will be used to reinvigorate the war on terror precisely at a time when new enemies are being manufactured in Africa.

More:

We’re United Again!

With Pres. Obama’s popularity continuing to decline in the face of the Middle East wars, enduring downturns in the health of the economy and the dollar, accelerated upturns in gasoline prices, and other evidence that our centrally directed society is in collapse, some good news was badly needed by our political masters. Where can such encouragement be found in the real world? Hmmm. Despite the fact that news reports from 2001 informed us that Osama bin Laden had died of lung ailments, we have been told that his death was just now brought about by U.S. government operatives. We will soon be shown bin Laden’s remains — as was done with Saddam Hussein — to prove the point, right? No? Why not? Oh, his body was quickly buried at sea. Is Boobus going to buy into this story, just as he did the government’s assertion that bin Laden masterminded the 9/11 attacks? Perhaps bin Laden was the architect of the 9/11 atrocities, and perhaps U.S. operatives did kill this man, as President Obama reports, but how would we know? We ought to heed the words of the late George Carlin, to “never believe anything the government tells me!”

And the fake photoshop making it’s way through the internet is an obvious government/Illuminati plot to fool you:

But the fake photo, which is still being used by the likes of the Daily Mail and the London Telegraph even after it was proven to be a contrived hoax that has been circulating on the Internet for years, fits perfectly with everything surrounding the Bin Laden myth – the fake video tapes, the fake audio tapes, the fake claim of responsibility for 9/11.

And of course they “threw him out to sea” to get rid of the evidence:

This means there will be no independent verification that Osama was actually killed.

The only evidence at this stage is an obviously doctored photo.

If true, there will be no DNA check to verify if the body was indeed that of Osama bin Laden. Once again, we will be forced to either accept the government’s version of events or be denounced as conspiracy theorists.

Yeah, how dare they paint Alex Jones as a conspiracy theorist.

Be proud, Kentucky.