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Sen. Rand Paul does Alex Jones (again): Imminent war, imminent revolution, imminent mass detentions

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April 20, 2012
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Alex Jones, the hilarious performance artist who was possibly the real culprit behind the 9/11 attacks, had his good buddy Rand Paul back on his radio/internet/television show to discuss the imminent unilateral all out war, the coming violent revolution against TSA screeners and the fact that every single one of us is going to be arrested tomorrow just because that’s how President Obama rolls.

Enjoy!

Alex Jones on Father Liberty

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June 8, 2011
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We miss our old friend Alex. Here he is pontificating about the next President of the United States of rEVOLution, Ron Paul, and putting things in his… ew.

Also, why has Rand Paul been snubbing Alex Jones over the last 6 months of his WMLP media tour? Quit depriving Kentucky of pride, Rand.

Paulbots angry at Rand Paul for "celebrating" Bin Laden’s death

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May 5, 2011
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Not exactly a shocker, but many of the hordes of Paulbots and WMLP’s populating the Internet Treehouse of Liberty are angry at Rand Paul for saying the following on Truther Judge Napolitano’s show Monday:

“The death of bin Laden, I think, is being celebrated, and really rightfully so.”

Finally something that Rand Paul and I agree on. I’m quite happy that he’s no longer lounging peaceably in his compound, even if I’m not partaking in a blood lust rally. To each his/her own.

While a good portion of Paulbots agree with Paul (and pretty much anything that comes out of his mouth, even if it invokes Rand’s Law), a decent split vehemently disagree. I’ll spare you the screenshots and quotes, but those angry at Paul are basically split into two camps:

#1: 9/11 was an inside job and Osama bin Laden is nothing but a Lee Harvey Oswald-esque patsy, therefore there’s nothing to celebrate.

#2: The mission that killed Osama was an unconstitutional act by an imperialist death squad, which we should be outraged by.

I will at least give the Paulbots credit for (largely) discounting the complete crackpot theories of Rand Paul’s good friend Alex Jones, who says that the US government has been keeping Osama’s corpse in a refrigerator for 9 years, along with Obama’s photoshopped birth certificate.

But what fascinating people. And yes, fascinating that I agree with Rand Paul about something, even though this is setting the bar pretty damned low.

Rand Paul’s Truther buddy "exposes" that the Bin Laden killing is a fraud

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May 2, 2011
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No surprise that Alex Jones is on the Batshit Beat:

Red Alert: Government Had Osama bin Laden Frozen for Years

“I have it from high level [sources] from inside the Bush administration…that bin Laden died of natural causes and that his family has given the body to the CIA, that they’re gonna roll him out right before the election, that he’s on ice right now. They will claim they killed him right before the election,” Alex said at the time.

“Jones gave a caution that the intelligence could be disinformation but claimed that his base in Austin was extremely close to the Bush administration and similar information received in the past had been credible,” Paul Joseph Watson wrote in August of 2002.

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Obama’s announcement follows the release of a highly suspicious birth certificate last week. Both events represent psychological operations that possibly portend more significant events in the days ahead as the U.S. dollar continues to lose its reserve status, the economy fails to recover as promised, and wars expand in Libya, Pakistan, and Afghanistan.

Obama’s propaganda stunt arrives as the Democrats kick off their leader’s presidential reelection bid against a number of Republicans contenders who have been highly critical of not only his perceived handling of the economy, but also his management of the manufactured war on terror.

And more:

Staged Osama Assassination: Get Ready for More War

The supposed hit on Osama – without shred of evidence short of an image badly mangled in Photoshop that was debunked in short order like Obama’s birth certificate – will be used to reinvigorate the war on terror precisely at a time when new enemies are being manufactured in Africa.

More:

We’re United Again!

With Pres. Obama’s popularity continuing to decline in the face of the Middle East wars, enduring downturns in the health of the economy and the dollar, accelerated upturns in gasoline prices, and other evidence that our centrally directed society is in collapse, some good news was badly needed by our political masters. Where can such encouragement be found in the real world? Hmmm. Despite the fact that news reports from 2001 informed us that Osama bin Laden had died of lung ailments, we have been told that his death was just now brought about by U.S. government operatives. We will soon be shown bin Laden’s remains — as was done with Saddam Hussein — to prove the point, right? No? Why not? Oh, his body was quickly buried at sea. Is Boobus going to buy into this story, just as he did the government’s assertion that bin Laden masterminded the 9/11 attacks? Perhaps bin Laden was the architect of the 9/11 atrocities, and perhaps U.S. operatives did kill this man, as President Obama reports, but how would we know? We ought to heed the words of the late George Carlin, to “never believe anything the government tells me!”

And the fake photoshop making it’s way through the internet is an obvious government/Illuminati plot to fool you:

But the fake photo, which is still being used by the likes of the Daily Mail and the London Telegraph even after it was proven to be a contrived hoax that has been circulating on the Internet for years, fits perfectly with everything surrounding the Bin Laden myth – the fake video tapes, the fake audio tapes, the fake claim of responsibility for 9/11.

And of course they “threw him out to sea” to get rid of the evidence:

This means there will be no independent verification that Osama was actually killed.

The only evidence at this stage is an obviously doctored photo.

If true, there will be no DNA check to verify if the body was indeed that of Osama bin Laden. Once again, we will be forced to either accept the government’s version of events or be denounced as conspiracy theorists.

Yeah, how dare they paint Alex Jones as a conspiracy theorist.

Be proud, Kentucky.

Rand Paul’s buddy "proves" the birth certificate is a forgery

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April 28, 2011
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Hey look, it’s the good friend of the Paul family, Alex Jones, doing…. well, doing what Alex Jones does:

Another proud day for the state of Kentucky.

The root of Rand Paul’s toilet tyranny and light bulb conspiracies

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March 10, 2011
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Attention America: if Obama’s thugs continue their tyranny, Senator Rand Paul is going Galt. Yes, he’s going to go shit in the woods. Or in his lead painted outhouse.

OK, so where to begin with Rand Paul’s conspiracy on light bulb choice and Tyranny Toilets

Let’s start with light bulbs. The line that Rand Paul is using is an old one, used with great hysteria by the likes of Michele Bachmann and Glenn Beck. They’re banning incandescent bulbs! If you try to buy one, they’ll put you in jail and throw away the key!

Yes, it’s 100% false.

Incandescent bulbs are still sold, and will be sold for many, many years to come. Incandescent bulbs now have to improve their efficiency (thanks to the Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007, which passed 86-6 in the Senate and 314-100 in the House), which they already have and continue to do.

Take it from Phillips Electronics:

There has been no ban on the incandescent light bulb. The incandescent light bulb actually lives. It’s just going to be 30 percent more efficient… They’re just going to find their electricity bills are a lot lower.

How about GE and Sylvania?

“There’s a massive misperception that incandescents are going away quickly,” said Chris Calwell, a researcher with Ecos Consulting who studies the bulb market. “There have been more incandescent innovations in the last three years than in the last two decades.”

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With the new efficiency standards, experts predict more companies will develop specialized reflective coatings for incandescents. The big three lighting companies — General Electric, Osram Sylvania and Philips — are all working on the technology, as is Auer Lighting of Germany and Toshiba of Japan.

And what about this lack of “choice” that Rand Paul speaks of? Let’s see what the Ruskies at Lowe’s say:

“With incandescent, fluorescent, compact fluorescent (CFL) or halogen, you have more choices than ever when it comes to buying light bulbs.”

More choices than ever, yes.

What Rand Paul and his pals don’t want to admit is that government intervention created more choice, and is producing more energy efficient bulbs that will save everyone money. So Rand Paul is free to choose whatever incandescent or non-incandescent bulb he wants to for his lead-painted outhouse.

Then again, maybe Rand isn’t admitting what he’s really afraid of:

But Rand Paul is truly breaking new ground with his “toilet ban”, in which you will be thrown in jail by Obama and his “army of armed EPA agents– thousands of them” who will break into your home and discover that you’ve dared to pick up a Liberty Toilet off the black market.

The only way to stick it to these fascists is to go Galt. Just remember to carry around toilet paper with you at all times. It’s a Liberty thing.

A lovely Rolling Stone profile on Sen. Paul’s Truther buddy

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March 7, 2011
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A very entertaining read.

For instance, Jared Loughner was only spouting Alex Jones crap because the government wanted him to:

“The whole thing stinks to high heaven,” he says. “This kid Loughner disappeared for days at a time before the shooting? My gut tells me this was a staged mind-control operation. The government employs geometric psychological-warfare experts that know exactly how to indirectly manipulate unstable people through the media. They implanted the idea in his head by repeatedly asking, ‘Is Giffords in danger?’”

Makes sense to me. Maybe Rand Paul can chat with him about that the next time he’s on the show.

Rand Paul’s Truther buddy getting his day in the Sheen spotlight

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March 1, 2011
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So apparently some crappy actor from some crappy TV show named Charlie Sheen went crazy and went on crazier person Alex Jones’ radio show recently.

And the geniuses at The View decided that it would therefore be a great idea to have him on the show, not knowing that they were about the get the lowdown on WTC Building 7:

I think it’s pretty clear by now that Alex Jones can pick a winner. Can we start the Spitzer/Jones petition?

(h/t Salon)

Connie Marshall is running for Governor

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February 1, 2011
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Yes. Here she is:

Get ready for your butt to jump, Kentucky.

I guess that’s all I have to say about that. Well, one more thing: Now that Rand Paul has been sworn in, I think it’s safe for him to go back onto Connie’s radio show.

Marco Rubio distancing himself from Rand Paul

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January 31, 2011
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First, Rubio refused to join Rand Paul’s fancypants Tea Party caucus (along with Toomey and Johnson).

Then, he passed on endorsing Rand Paul’s budget bill (in fairness to him, not a single Senator or Representative, including Rand’s own father, will do so).

Then, he decided to bail on the CPAC party.

And now, he’s calling out Rand Paul for wanting to get rid of foreign aid, including all support for Israel:

“Our military aid to Israel is vital to its security and to our own interests. I fully support what has been long-standing American policy to support Israel’s efforts to maintain a competitive military edge over its adversaries.

“As Prime Minister Netanyahu has noted, ‘If the Arabs lay down their arms, there will be no more war; but if Israel lays down its weapons, there would be no more Israel.’” – Senator Marco Rubio

It’s now painfully obvious that the Tea Party is getting co-opted by the collectivists and Liberty-haters.

Except for Rand Paul. Only he can save America from the New World Order and international bankers, now. Well, he and his two buddies.

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