Author Archive for Ronnie Cottonpants

9/11: Forget

9/11 is Christmas for assholes. Instead of Santa Claus, we have Rudy Giuliani, sticking his face on our 9/11 commercials and Coke cans. Instead of Lord Baby Jesus, the Prince of Peace, we have Lord Baby Penis—otherwise known as The…

This Guy For Governor

These are giddy times for Lexington and for Kentucky as a whole.  We won.  The feeling is awesome.  We can talk about being overwhelmed, we can talk about being relieved, we can snort and say it’s just a game, but…