SHE WON'T GO!
Well, technically he tied for first with some 26 other people dude, including his father and Michelle Bachmann. They all got 100% Freedom ratings! 100%!
All the Congresspeople were rated on whether they voted to smash ObamaCare, whether they voted to smash the United Nations, whether they voted to smash NPR, whether they voted to smash the EPA, whether they voted to abort Planned Parenthood, whether they voted to expand offshore drilling, and where they stood on Libya and the Patriot Act.
As you can see, “Freedom” is most importantly defended as pertains to private corporations and also an important factor in the grading is how low an opinion one has of women.
Mitch McConnell got a terrible 60%, just squeaking past the threshold level between “Freedom” and “Tyranny.”
The Kentucky Congressional Delegation scored as follows:
- 89% — Brett Guthrie (R-02)
- 80% — Ed Whitfield (R-01)
- 80% — Geoff Davis (R-04)
- 79% — Hal Rogers (R-05)
- 30% — Ben Chandler (D-06)
- 20% — John Yarmuth (D-03)
So, wait… you’re telling us that Yarmuth’s body is 90% water and 20% freedom? So he’s giving 110%? Or we shouldn’t trust you guys with the economy?
Here’s a link to the PDF for the “Freedom Index” from some magazine or think tank or something that I am blissfully free to not name and, likewise, have the complete freedom to not link to so as to freely keep you from viewing their advertisements or further perusing their dumb site and can instead, freely, send you to download their dumb PDF which, really, isn’t much to look at anyway — PDF, if you care.
In other news, Rand’s shaking his Freedom-thang in Iowa this weekend, at the Pizza Ranch in Spencer and the Prime N’ Wine in Mason City, among others, to help ensure his father win’s the upcoming Iowa Straw Poll.
He was also on Greta Van Sustren last night but didn’t say anything interesting, though his hair was particularly jellied.
KentuckyElection.org
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