SHE WON'T GO!
Great news. While we were disappointed at the previous announcement that there would be no rides at the Flintstone Truther Park (preferably on a dinosaur), guess what? Ken Ham has changed his mind.
I give you… the Ten Plagues Ride:
Yes, we may not necessarily have Six Flags over Jesus, but we do have Ten Plagues over Wiiliamstown.
And while he says the passengers will be riding “carts” through the “fog”, how easy would it be to make that cart a “cartosaurus” of sorts? Steve Beshear wants to get on that dino’s back, I’m telling you.
I know you can do it, Ham. I’m prepared to believe.
UPDATE: The folks over at PZ’s place are excited about this ride, with good reason:
Worst. Ride. Ever.Those sitting in the front car always die, while everyone else gets covered in boils, buzzed by flies, and pelted with frogs. When you leave the ride, you walk down a long narrow hallway. We you get about half way down that hallway, 100,000 gallons of water is dropped and everyone dies. If you do manage to survive, you get to wander around the parking lot for forty years.
Needless to say, it only meets workplace safety standards in Kentucky, Alabama and Albania.
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Sweet!Maybe they can do an hourly “Abraham and Isaac” show” where one lucky child gets pulled from the audience to play the part of Isaac. Those lucky kids will have a memory they can cherish for a lifetime.
“Hey Dad! Remember the time we went to the theme park and that guy tied me up, tossed me on an altar, and almost killed me with that big knife?”
“Oh, yeah, I remember that, son.”
“It was soooo real! I still have nightmares.”
“Yeah. Good times. Good times.”
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Does the ride feature real dead babies? I mean only authentic features will get me on that ride.
2014 can’t come soon enough, I’m telling you.
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