SHE WON'T GO!
Three hundred thousand farmers have descended upon Louisville this week for the annual Farm Machinery Show. They expected to have a fun time enjoying Louisville, but little did they know…
“I didn’t know about it until I come here today. If I had known this, I would have stayed home,” said Lyons.He quickly found out that as of last week, lap dances and nudity are no longer allowed in clubs. They also must close at 1 am. Lyons says the city’s adult entertainment was a big part of the Farm Machinery Show’s draw for him.
“All the people that come talk about it, having a good time, the night life and everything like that. Get here, and it’s a big disappointment,” said Lyons.
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“There’s been several people that have come in here, sat down and bought a drink and found out there was not going to be any nudity and said screw this, I’m leaving,” said Bullitt County resident Chris Quesenberry.
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“I couldn’t wait to get here for the entertainment, but now I wish I was still home,” said Lyons.
Yes, little did they know the River City has turned into a Hotbed of Tyranny. Those who will sacrifice nipples for security deserve neither? Will the Kentucky Teabaggers stand for this? Oh right, that might get awkward…
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BONNIE PRINCE BILLY
