Rand Paul throws a play soldier dress up party for obese white men

Rand Paul was nice enough to throw a party for his supporters on Saturday at the Capitol building in Frankfort. And not just any supporters. My favorite kind: obese white men playing soldier dress up.

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A collection of my favorite boys who’ve gotta lotta Liberty in the trunk:

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Here we have what I can only assume is Grizzly Robin Hood, the most awesome being I’ve ever laid eyes on. (also, his buddy appears to be rocking one of those sweet ass sleeping caps)

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Oh, look! Rand Paul is talking policy with Grizzly Robin Hood!

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Little known fact: Santa spends his Springs training with militias across the South.

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This is what the love child of Daniel Boone and Deion Sanders would look like. Sweet doo-rag. Protect this House!

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This guy alternates weekends between militia buffets and medieval role play.

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Oh, and lets not forget what these folks will do if we don’t elect Rand Paul:

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Actually, that’s not true. As Walter Sobchack said: “No Donny, these men are cowards.”

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They might eat us, however…

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I leave you with Rand addressing his Obese White Male Liberty Patriots and their… you know.

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UPDATE: Oh, and those WMLP’s were advocating the violent overthrow of the federal government and the execution of liberal journalists. Fun:

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